You Want Your Ex Back

More than anything

In the World...

Right?

To Forgive You for anything you did wrong...

To Forget Any Mistakes you may have made...

To wrap herself around you Like She Used to...

To Fight for Your Attention...

To have Sexual Fantasies About You...

To Beg For You back...

Well, what if I told you that this is
all very possible.

Would you believe me?

Hmm…

Probably not.

And you know what, I wouldn’t blame you.

Now-a-days, there are so many scams and “get your ex back quick” schemes going around where the so called “gurus” take advantage of people in pain that it’s hard to trust anything.

But today is a big day for you..

Today you just stumbled across arguably the best resource online for getting your ex back, Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO.

But more on that later.

First I should introduce myself since you are probably wondering who the heck I am.

My Name is Chris Seiter

My name is Chris Seiter and I am a professional relationship consultant.

At least, that’s what it says on LinkedIn and we all know that since it’s on LinkedIn it makes it true!

LinkedIn Relationship Consultant

All kidding aside I have had an impact on around 5.5 million relationships through my efforts online.

Seriously, when you look at all the men and women who have stumbled across my advice I have reached a total of 5.5 million people.

5,598,493

visitors / year

I bet you are wondering how I became so popular?

It’s a legitimate question.

If you were to ask my honest opinion I think it’s for two reasons.

  1. I have an amazing ability to connect with people and frame advice in a way that is easy for them to understand.
  2. My advice actually works.

You are probably more interested in the second reason, huh?

(Though, I guarantee that you’ll be interested in the first reason somewhere down the road.)

Every single day I receive a little over 500 comments, emails, Facebook messages and voicemails (yes, one guy went through the trouble of somehow getting my number) from men asking for my advice on their situation with their ex.

But I am going to let you in on a little secret about all these inquiries.

Answering them isn’t the favorite part of my job.

Sure, the attention is nice but too much attention can be a little dangerous (especially for a guy with an ego like mine.)

The favorite part of my job is when I open up my email and see the success stories.

The men who actually took my advice, implemented it and got their ex back.

But I haven’t even let you in on the coolest part yet.

This happens to me every single day

Seriously, I can open up my email, look through it for a few minutes and then BAM…

Success story…

In fact, just to prove that I am not lying about this I am going to go ahead and do this right now.

I am going to open up my email.

(Just opened it up.)

I will search around for a few moments.

(Searching.)

(Still searching.)

(Still searching.)

Ok, I found one, and I will screenshot the success story and post it here,

Pretty cool, huh?

Coincidentally this fellas name was Chris too!

Isn’t that such an awesome name?

Anyways, the point I am trying to get at here is that my advice works for pretty much any situation you can think of.

Hmm… how can I prove this to you?

Oh, I know.

Lets take three of the most popular type of breakups and find success stories for each of them.

For those of you who don’t know, the three most popular type of breakups are,

For those of you who don’t know, the three most popular type of breakups are,

 

1

General

The most common type of breakup in which an argument, loss of feelings or other extracurricular circumstances played a role in the breakup.

2

Cheating

A breakup occurring where one or both members of the relationship are unfaithful to one another.

3

New Boyfriend

After a breakup occurs your girlfriend / wife finds someone else and starts dating them.

 

Let’s tackle the “General Breakup” first.

I would like to introduce you to John,

Introducing

John

(General Breakup)

John made the classic mistake of begging for his ex girlfriend back immediately after the breakup (which is a lot more common than you would think.)

Anyways, after stumbling across Ex Girlfriend Recovery, talking with me a little bit and going through my comprehensive system, Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO he was able to get his ex girlfriend back three months after the breakup.

(Just three weeks after working with me.)

Of course, “General Breakups” are one of the easiest types of situations to navigate. So, let’s turn our attention to a more challenging type of a situation.

One where cheating was involved.

Let Me Introduce

Brayden

(Cheating)

I got in touch with Brayden around January of this year and worked with him on his situation for a few months.

I outlined specific steps for him to follow and to his credit he followed them.

Things were particularly tricky for Brayden since he had cheated on his ex and was really lost when it came to figuring out how to approach things.

I really made regaining trust a big part of his game plan and it worked like a charm (as you can see from the comment he left on my site in March.)

In other words, he listened to me and got his ex girlfriend back.

What’s even cooler is that it only took him a couple of months.

So, what does that make me so far in finding success stories for the most prevalent types of breakups?

2 for 2?

Ok, lets go for the trifecta!

Let’s try to make this 3 for 3.

Let’s see if my advice has worked for a man who was trying to get his girlfriend back when she already has found herself a new man.

(Give me one minute while I search through my email and comments.)

(Searching…)

(Searching…)

A HA, I found one!

Meet

Don

(New Boyfriend)

I actually located Don here in the comments section of my website Ex Girlfriend Recovery.

I had been advising him on how to handle his ex girlfriend who had gotten herself a new boyfriend after he had purchased Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO.

If you want the specifics of our interaction then here they are,

“If you follow the rules I have laid out on the site, and in my PRO system then you will maximize your chances of her coming back to you. Other than that I can’t guarantee you anything.”

He read those words carefully, listened to my advice and would sporadically check in with me from time to time.

Slowly but surely Don started to see progress.

In fact, things started looking so good for him that one day I predicted that she would come back to him.

A few days later my prediction came true.

Oh, and I haven’t even gotten to the best part.

My advice had made Don so attractive to his ex that she quickly broke up with her new boyfriend when Don agreed to go back out with her.

Mission Accomplished!

Anyways, the truth of the matter is that when I look at those three success stories above it is true that I am filled up with a lot of pride (and ego) because I was a guiding hand in reconnecting those couples but it’s not fair of me to count them as successes.

Now, I know what you are thinking?

“What the heck are you talking about Chris? All of those couples are back together. How can they not be successes?”

Here is what you are going to learn about me.

I am different than all the other “EX-perts” out there.

(See what I did there?)

Right now your mind is consumed with one thought.

“I have to get her back”

That singular thought is racing through your mind constantly:

"I Have to Get Her Back"

"I Have to Get Her Back"

"I Have to Get Her Back"

Well, most of my peers out there know this and I will admit that they will help you when it comes to getting her back.

But as far as your long term happiness…

As far as you having a relationship that truly makes you a better person. A relationship that makes you excited for every single day of your life…

They couldn’t care less about that.

They approach you with dollar signs in their eyes.

They think if they can help you get your ex back that they will be rich.

And some of them may get rich if they help you do that.

But here is the difference between them and me.

I take a much more holistic, long term view of relationship recovery. I have been on the ground floor working with men just like you for years.

I know what you want…

I know how you think…

Heck, I'm Just Like You!

I have been doing this long enough to know that just getting your ex girlfriend or wife back isn’t going to be enough for you.

A day is going to come where you want more.

Where you want a woman who is going to make you happy, be faithful to you, share intimate moments with you (and by intimate I mean mind blowing sex.)

Not only can I help you get your ex girlfriend back (probably better than most anyone online) but I can help you sustain a long lasting relationship in which you get just about everything you have ever wanted from your ex girlfriend.

But more on that later.

First things first, I have been talking a lot about my “strategies” in Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO throughout this entire page.

What the heck do you think I mean by that?

Well, I am talking about the strategies that I teach men to use when it comes to getting their ex girlfriends back.

Perhaps the most popular one is something I like to call the “holy trinity…”

What Is The

Holy Trinity?

Just to clarify, “The Holy Trinity” has nothing to do with religion in this context.

When you look at your life there are three basic categories that you can divide the important aspects of it into.

1

Health

Food, Looks, Physique, etc

2

Wealth

Job, Money, Shelter, etc

3

Relationships

Friends, Family, Significant Other, etc

These three categories (health, wealth, relationships) make up “The Holy Trinity.”

Basically one of the many nuggets of knowledge that I teach in Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO is how to leverage “The Holy Trinity” to your advantage and become ten times more attractive to your ex.

But I don’t want to get into that right now.

It would take too long to explain and I don’t have the time or patience to go through it all.

Just know this, what no one out there has seemed to let you in on is the fact that:

So far your approach to getting your ex girlfriend back has been completely wrong

You see, what most men choose to focus on when attempting to win back the woman of their dreams are strategies and tactics directly related to her.

This would include things like,

What to say in text messages…

What to say over the phone…

What to say/do on a date…

While all of these things are very important when it comes to getting an ex girlfriend back the biggest mistake that I see a lot of men making is that they are completely disregarding “The Holy Grail” because they are so obsessed with the more “ex related” strategies.

I don’t think they realize how much of a mistake it is to completely ignore “The Holy Grail.”

Not using the
holy trinity

=

An arm tied behind your back

Hmm… How can I put this so that you understand the magnitude of this mistake.

Ok, if you were to fight someone that you really dislike you wouldn’t go into the fight with one arm tied behind your back would you?

For those of you who missed it,

Not Using The Holy Trinity = The Arm Tied Behind Your Back

Above I mentioned that I am a relationship consultant.

Would you like to know what makes me so effective at helping men get back with their ex girlfriends?

It’s my ability to look at a situation and figure out how I can best raise that person’s chances of success.

Logically when you really think about it what option has a better chance for success?

Option 1

Option 2

A man trying to win his girlfriend back by just using “ex related tactics?”A man trying to win his girlfriend back by leveraging “The Holy Trinity” AND using the same exact “ex related tactics?”

OPTION TWO PLEASE!

Of course, I am not trying to knock on the “direct ex related” strategies. On the contrary, they are without a doubt one of the most important pieces to this puzzle.

If taught properly they can get these type of results:

Yup, Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO’s “direct ex” strategies even work for women trying to get their men back. So, what makes my strategies so much more effective than others out there?

What makes them work? Well, it’s a little something that I like to call,

Hook

and

Release

It’s a relatively simple idea that I came up with that made me an underground celebrity in relationship circles.

In fact, it’s so powerful I even get grown men telling me that they love me,

Oh, and not to mention that if you implement it correctly it not only will make your ex chase you but it will turn her into a needy, desperate woman that wants nothing more than for you to hold you in her arms again.

Seriously, check it out,

Now lets imagine that this texting conversation between the two of you seems like it is going really good (like I mention in the graphic above.)

She is texting you and you are texting her…

She’s loving your responses and you are loving hers…

She wants to sleep with you…

(Too far? Ok, I’ll come back to earth.)

All in all things seem to be going well for you and your texting conversation with your ex.

Well, if you seem to be having a really good text message conversation going back and forth between you and your ex then it’s likely that you have her hooked.

Graph 1

Take a look at the graph:

This graph represents the quality of a conversation between two people. You will notice how the quality starts off low, slowly builds, tops out and then starts plummeting.

Why do you think this happens?

Usually because humans have very short attention spans and can only stay interested in one particular thing for a certain amount of time.

 

Graph 2

 

So, lets imagine that you are texting your ex girlfriend and lets use the graph above as a benchmark for the quality of your conversation with her.

You will notice here that things appear to be going well.

The two of you are texting back and forth and her responses are quick and wordy (which is exactly what you want.) What’s even better is the fact that the topics that you are talking about seem to be getting more and more important.

 

Graph 3

 

Eventually your texting conversation reaches the high point,

This is where you stop and think to yourself,

“Wow, this conversation can’t get any better.”

In other words, the conversation reaches a point where it can’t be topped.

So, what about the plummet after the high point?

 

 

Graph 4

This is inevitable.

Whenever a human being experiences a point in the conversation that can’t be topped quality wise everything that happens after it isn’t going to be as exciting.

Instead, it will get a little boring.

 

 

 

Graph 5

This is the lowest point of the conversation., where both people have worn out their welcome.

Why is this such a mistake?

If you really want your ex girlfriend or wife back then you don’t want her leaving any conversation with you with a bad taste in her mouth.

Ending the conversation at the low point is going to do that.

This begs an interesting question: When is the right time to “release” your ex girlfriend from a conversation with you?

At The

High Point!

Imagine if you were texting your ex girlfriend and she was really enjoying the conversation with you. Things had heated up to a point where she wanted nothing more than to hear your response and then all of a sudden you stopped responding.

It Would Drive Her Crazy

You would have hooked her into a conversation and then released her.

Take a look at some of the results men and women have gotten who have successfully done this,

Now, everything I have taught you today is only a small part of Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO. It is the second edition of the program and has been stress tested, refined and proven to get results for several years.

Oh, and I haven’t even gotten to the best part yet.

To date I have just shy of 4,000 clients using it to win their ex girlfriends back.

3,983

Clients Just Like You

Seriously, I have worked with close to 4,000 students. Here are just a few of the things that they say about me,

I will show you what to do to get your ex back

In the hardest situations

You can think of

Out of all the things I have written in my life I am probably the proudest of Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO.

Why?

Because it utilizes strategies almost no one talks about and I put a lot of hard work into making sure it teaches you how to navigate the hardest “get your ex back” situations.

For example, it will cover how to get your ex back,...

 

IF

You Cheated

IF

She Cheated

IF

You are Long Distance

IF

She Found Someone Else

Think of it like this.

There is a book out there (Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO) that can cover pretty much any situation you can think of.

What other guide out there does that?

Trust me, I have looked and I have yet to find one.

Oh, and how could I forget to mention one of the biggest benefits of Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO.

You get access to me.

A seasoned veteran when it comes to getting your girlfriend, wife or lover back.

Imagine having me in your pocket any time you have a question about how to approach your ex girlfriend. Imagine being able to fall back on me as a safety net.

Well, through PRO you will get these things.

I guess what I am trying to say here is that immediately upon buying and reading my book your chances of winning your ex back will have significantly increased.

Here’s How Your Training will work

Immediately upon ordering this system you will be taken to my secure checkout page..

Once you are there you will be prompted to provide your email address and any other additional information (like your credit card number, your name, your address, etc) to gain access to Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO.

Once you have successfully completed that step you will be allowed to download the book right to your computer, smartphone or tablet.

Additionally just to make sure that you receive your book you will be emailed a copy so you have two places to get it from.

It really is that easy.

Oh, and just to cure any fears you may have about any sort of download issues I want to assure you that I am manning the support email pretty much all day so if there is any sort of download issues all you have to do is contact the support email and you will get a prompt response as I work with you to correct any issue.

Yay for customer service!

Now, many of you may be wondering why I chose to structure Ex Boyfriend Recovery PRO as an E-Book as opposed to a hard copy book.

Well, I want you to be able to access PRO from anywhere in the world at any moment you want (as long as you have downloaded to the correct medium first.) It will also allow me to make sure that you are staying on track with what you need to do in order to succeed since we will be able to connect through the internet much easier.

I mean, if you really think about it this is the closest thing that you will get to having me, an EX-Pert, follow you around for a month and essentially do all the hard work for you.

This begs an interesting question though…

What Is a System Like This

Worth To You?

I want you to think of the last time that you were intimate with your ex…

Think of the way that your bodies felt when you were pressed up against one another…

Her soft touch…

Her tender kisses…

The way she looked at you as you glided on top of her…

The way she moaned with pleasure as you moved in sync…

Well, you probably don’t have that with your ex anymore. In fact, she wants nothing more than to be away from you right now.

Think about that for a second.

The woman that you may potentially end up marrying…

The woman that you have so many incredible memories with…

Wants nothing to do with you.

Now, what if I told you that there was a system out there that could dramatically increase your chances of getting all these things with her back?

You can get her to become intimate with you again…

You can get her to forgive you for any mistakes you may have made…

To beg for you back…

To crave you like she’s never craved anyone before…

What do you think you would pay for a system like that?

Thousands?

Sounds unreal, right? Take a look at this,

Yup, this person was actually so crazy about getting her ex boyfriend back that she offered me $1200 just for a week of my time to help figure out how to get him back for her.

I declined… Why?

Because believe it or not my time is more valuable and I have had a lot of offers similar to the $1,200 one above.

I rarely take on any personal coaching clients but when I do I charge between $2,000 to $3,000.

Heck, even an hour of my time on FaceTime or Skype is worth $300.

But I am no dummy. I am well aware that very few people can afford me. So, Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO is my way of giving back.

I want to make this product affordable for all who are interested. I don’t want to be the greedy guy counting his money in the back ally. No, believe it or not but I actually want to help you and make this as affordable as possible for you.

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What if I told you that there were ten commandments or rules to getting an ex back?

Would you be interested in finding them out?

Well, now you can with "The Ten Commandments Of Winning An Ex Back" as I teach you the ten core principles that every "get your ex back" campaign needs in order to be successful. Now, arguably the most impressive thing about the ten commandments is how all encompassing they are. Not only do they focus on understanding the mind of a woman (which is a challenging thing let me tell you) but they focus on strengthening your "internal game" so you feel like a new person when trying to get your girlfriend back.

I don't make guarantees very often but I can guarantee that if you implement the commandments to your current strategy for getting your girlfriend back you will have a much greater chance of success.

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With my 26 tactics you will successfully be able to navigate the water of any conflict that you and your ex may have.

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Question...

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TRUST!

With this guide I teach you everything that you need to do to rebuild trust in your relationship with your ex.

I teach you about lying... building a wall of trust and much, much more.

Oh, and I even talk about trust in marriage too!

A big mistake

=

Waiting

I am a pretty normal guy, just like you. Do you want to know what I hate?

I hate it when telemarketers call my cell phone, when someone emails me trying to sell me stuff and when I get a spammy pitch on a product.

In other words, I hate it when men and women in sales give me the hard sell.

I definitely don’t want to come across that way with Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO.

So, rather than give you this super hard pitch on why Ex Girlfriend Recovery PRO is way better than anything that you can find online today I am just going to leave you with this little nugget of knowledge.

The longer you sit on the fence about ordering PRO the more you risk not being able to get your girlfriend or wife back.

Why?

Because with each passing day that you aren’t implementing the correct strategies to get your girlfriend back is another day wasted and your exes feelings aren’t finite, they aren’t going to stay the same.

It is entirely possible that if you “sit on the fence” about this that she will get over you and kill any chance you have of getting her back and it’s all because you just waited around.

Just saying…

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Rock

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Dear Chris, Thank you for creating this wonderful website and ebook. I went through most of the posts. I am 30. I had a girlfriend, we lasted for almost 5 months. Initially she was in the same city and then she moved to another state(city). Since this is a LDR so I cant meet her more. I do plan to meet her in future . Now, After this breakup I came online and found a genius i.e. YOU :) So around 20 th May I started the NC and she called me over 8 times with 3 times she texted me long long msgs....

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John

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Hi Chris, Its been almost a month. I know you told me to update you on my progress. Well, I’ve finally gotten my girl back, and have been spending quite some time trying to get us back on how we were. I must admit, things changed a little when we got back together after 3 months breakup. But its getting better. Anyway, yep all is fine now. And thank you Chris!.

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Petar

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Hi Chris ! I bought your book few hours ago and read it all. It made me realize lot’s of things. First I want to say : Thanks man for writing this down and sharing it with all of us !

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Na

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Hi chris, First and foremost I would like to say that your blog is absolutely amazing. I like the the ground its based on…the only thing that keeps us people going in all times “”HOPE””

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Dan

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Hi Chris, thanks for the site and ebook, not only does it help you get your ex back, it also helps you be happier with yourself after a breakup. Thanks for reading me Chris and thanks for helping so many people

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Matt

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Hey Chris, i took your advice and did the 30 day no contact, and sent her a message, with ” (name)… I have something i need to tell you.” She comes back with 8 texts and 5 missed calls in 20 minutes. Unbelievable!

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Sam

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Hi, first of all i wanna say that this guide didn’t just help to raise my hope in getting my gf back, but also it helps me managing my anxiety. Thanks for the guide and awesome work :)

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Mitch

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Dude i love you. This is just making me laugh. 10 Texts and 4 calls in 8 minutes. Its been a month since i last contacted her. Oh this is just great. Im pissing myself laughing! I write: ***… theres something i have to tell you. She sends me texts and calls. I’m going to wait for half an hour....

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